Thursday, May 7, 2026

"Sleep is for the Weak"

(The title is a direct quote from fellow foster mom Jennifer. Yes, it was sarcasm.)

Life stuff

What's better than two tiny kittens? Seven tiny kittens!

(Note: this does not actually scale.)

Here are the other five. They all still need names.



Yes, after a sleep-deprived weekend with the previously mentioned duo (code names: Stardew and Moonshine), I picked up another five who are just a couple days younger. Everyone is now about two weeks old, so feedings have moved from every two hours to every three hours, which is a huge improvement.

Would I still kill someone to get an uninterrupted night's sleep? On the advice of my lawyer, I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

Writing stuff

I have a new book coming out on the 16th! Woohoo!



The Dragon's Librarian and Other Stories is a collection of short stories that I've written for my Patreon supporters over the last few years. What kind of stories, you ask?

  • A Treasure of Stars (retired space pirates save the day!)
  • Watching Blue Skies with the Parcheesi Gang (be careful of the Fae)
  • Gestures (a Cupid murder mystery)
  • The Dragon's Librarian (it's not wise to steal anything from a dragon)
  • Butterflies (sometimes bad luck is just a clue there's a problem)
  • Ten Clues Your Rice Cooker is Haunted by Your Great-Grandmother's Ghost
  • Mayday (paranormal plants!)
  • Guerrilla Gardening with the Ancient Oak Protection Society (fighting back against the HOA)
  • Seeking Pemberley (Perhaps Pride & Prejudice might save your life)
  • Game of Crones: an Advice Column for Spellcasters
  • Preparing for Winter with Special Guest Baba Yaga
  • Aunt Hazel’s Notes to the Bride on the Occasion of the First Hydran-Human Wedding
  • Working the Night Shift at Lucky Eddie's 24-Hour Laundromat (Knitting and aliens!)
  • and a whole bunch more!
It's in Kobo Plus and should also be available from libraries. Or, you can order it here: https://books.tmbaumgartner.com/DragonsLibrarian

More Fun Writing Stuff


Maria Schneider and I did an audio collaboration of the Witches Advice Column recently, and I've chopped things up and made them into YouTube shorts. I'll add more to the playlist as I have time, but here is the first one:


These columns are a lot of fun — give it a listen!

5 comments:

Maria said...

Oh, those little kittens are quite active squirmers, aren't they!!!! Three hours...oh, boy. I will be back to buy your book on the 16th! Can't wait. I will buy from your bookfunnel store! That's new, isn't it???

Theresa B (of Nebulopathy) said...

The BookFunnel link is just a universal link to the other retailers. (I'm still fighting against running my own store.) I was using Books2Read for my universal links, but they haven't been keeping the Kobo links for the last year, so I've given up on them.

Maria said...

Oh, I didn't know you went through d2d for kobo. That's why I never see you in the promos! You know if you go direct to kobo, they have promotions you can sign up for--including for audio. That probably makes more sense than doing your own store. Your own store is more work and there's a cost to run it. If I hadn't started my store years ago, I couldn't afford the fees that places are charging for a store setup now. I'd have to sell a lot more books to maintain a store. I didn't quite understand the bookfunnel link--I didn't see a buy link, etc. Well, I own a kobo and that's where I buy all my books, so I'll just find your latest on Kobo like I usually do! Looking forward to it.

Theresa B (of Nebulopathy) said...

No, I go direct to Kobo. Books2Read is just a universal book link so I can have one link to multiple stores. The BookFunnel link is the same thing, but it doesn't keep forgetting the link to the Kobo version of the book.

Maria said...

Got it! I generally shop at author stores (rare, but do for a few authors) or Kobo. Once in a while I'll buy direct from the publisher, but that's usually print or audio as a gift.