Safety Measures (Military SF)

Day 15 of Thingadailies:

Meh. I was feeling very uninspired tonight. Part of the problem was the titles on my list, most of which are hard to put into genres or are so long that it's hard to get it all on the image. I ended up chopping off a word on this title and going with that. Cheating? Maybe.

In my defense, here are the remaining titles of the list I was given (compliments of Sierra):

• The Potato Peasants
• The Seven Roses of Shepherd Island
• An Affair to Forget
• Bicycle Touring (and Other Activities Unsuitable for Ducks)
• Latticework Larceny
• The Case of the Wrong Backpack 
• The Case of the Missing Tabletop 
• The Trespassing Photographer's Mistake 
• Bobcat, Lynx, and Mountain
• Sarah, Megan, and Five Reasons to Skip Homecoming
• Barbed Wire Butcherbird 
• Cellophane Safety Measures 
• The Underside of my Mother's Kitchen Table 
• Don't Talk About Me Behind my Back Right in Front of my Face
• Dash the Fire Out
• This Scimitar That Won Three Fields

I may need to come up with another list.