In the meantime, I got my birthday present. The cats are currently shredding the big block of styrofoam it came packaged in, which is fun for them but going to be a nightmare to clean up. But isn't this thing awesome? It's solar powered, so the light is on at night.
All I can say is that there are worse addictions than garden gnomes. So there.
It's Holidailies time! Now go read some other blogs!