So I'm at work this evening, and Scrawny Mike is describing his latest illness/food poisoning to another coworker in enough detail that I can't actually pay attention to what I'm supposed to be doing. And the whole time I'm thinking "well, at least he's not talking about video games".
You see where this is going.
Things started to take a downturn when he said "Yesterday I felt so bad I couldn't even play games."
At that point I was still hoping he might get distracted and talk at greater length about how his vomiting woke up the entire household, but no...
"Actually, I was playing Portal when I first got sick."
And then, the person he was talking to asked what level he was on and it was all over.
I give up.