What's Cooking, Potatoes?

This is one of those posts that's really a note to future-me, who has forgotten about this. It's funny, isn't it? Rediscover this and laugh again!

I ran across this on Mastodon and copied it onto the writing/friends Slack.

[Alt-text: Post by Natasha Jay @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt that says "New gender-neutral greeting just dropped..." with the photo of a cookbook titled "What's Cooking Potatoes"]

So then Sierra added this one:

[Alt-text: Post by Rich Neville @RichNeville that says "Found something new to say when I leave a room." with a photo of snack containers labeled "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags"]

Now the Slack often starts the day with some version of "What's cookin', Potatoes?" and occasionally we will sign out for the night with "Stay fresh, cheese bags!"

This is the only good use of technology.

Lemons

Before I forget, I made a dress/outfit out of a donut in Blender and this is the funniest thing I've ever made. (The bald head was distracting, so I tried to add a wig. It was an interesting experiment.)

Clearly I have mastered Blender.

Lemons

(Probably TMI about kitten issues. You've been warned.)

In other news, I picked up a second litter of kittens a week ago on Saturday. 

Sad little lemons. There are three kittens there, I promise

The new kittens are a few weeks younger than my other bunch and weren't in great shape when I got them. The littlest one was leaking diarrhea everywhere, they had an upper respiratory infection, eyes swollen shut, and they weren't eating.

I try to remember to do my own exam when I get them home, and I had a moment of "wtf is going on here?" when I saw the tiny kitten's butthole (medical term) coming to a point, but I eventually figured out she had a fecolith (actual medical term) lodged in her rectum. Once I removed that, she stopped leaking diarrhea. So yay!

Then none of the kittens pooped for the next three days.

The shelter's vet advised doubling the subcutaneous fluids. Eventually, they started pooping out nuggets that were halfway to diamond status. So yay! I mean, I was still syringe-feeding baby food six times a day, and they were on four medications plus subcutaneous fluids twice daily, but at least they were pooping.

Then on Thursday I noticed one kitten's tail looked really ragged. Back to the shelter to get their ringworm (a fungus, like athlete's foot) confirmed. Oh yay, surprise ringworm. (Big sigh.) Added one oral med, one topical antifungal cream, and lime sulfur dips. Plus, since ringworm is contagious to people, I now have to wear gloves and bleach everything they come into contact with. (I was already being pretty careful with their quarantine since I have healthy kittens in the bathroom and I don't want them to get sick.)

On Friday they started having diarrhea. We've added another antibiotic for that.

These kittens are a full-time job. But they're starting to feel better. Nicole (the larger tortie) is running around and annoying her siblings. Pickles still can't open his eyes at all, but he's playing with the crinkle toy. And even little Ruby (who also can't open her eyes) is starting to move around more. They still have a long road ahead and nothing is certain, but I'm optimistic.

I wasn't kidding about the full-time job thing

For the record, here's what they're getting:

• LRS subcutaneously
• Ponazuril & fenbendazole(oral dewormer, finished on Wednesday)
• Famciclovir (oral herpes antiviral that smells like burning tires and makes the kittens gag)
• Doxycycline (oral antibiotic for the upper respiratory problems)
• Terramycin (eye ointment)
• Metronidazole (oral antibiotic for diarrhea)
• Itraconazole (oral antifungal)
• Miconazole (topical antifungal)
• Lime sulfur (bath 2x/week)
• A probiotic, which probably does nothing but you have to try

Also, they are currently going through about 2 jars of baby food every feeding since they aren't eating on their own (probably a combination of not being weaned yet and not being able to smell anything). I've had to go back to the grocery story twice to get more, because Gerber can't get their act together with their online store. What kind of weirdo walks out of the store with 10 jars of chicken baby food? This weirdo, that's who. But honestly, that's probably not even in the top 10 of weird things the cashiers see in every shift.

Anyhow, here's a video if I can embed it. Nicole is the one with all the energy. She's hilarious.

Donuts in the Morning Light

Most of the rest of the tutorial was about lighting and animation. I'm not planning on using the animation features (yet), and I'm more worried about lighting in Daz3D. I went through those sections quickly and learned a little along the way.

Anyhow, here we are: the final donuts with morning light streaming through the window. It works for me.

Next up will be trying to create clothing for the Daz3D models. I think I know enough to follow those tutorials, but we shall see...

Three of the kittens have opened their eyes. The fourth refuses to accept the world, which I can totally understand. This is the quintessential kitten picture: One sleeping on her back, two wrestling, and one exploring the world with her nose because she won't open her eyes.

Yes, they are adorable.

So Many Donuts

The donut saga continues. We duplicated and stacked donuts and then applied different materials to each so they could be different colors. The subsurface scattering options have changed greatly since the tutorial was created and I was having a bunch of problems with it, so I definitely need to go back and figure it out, but overall, I think I've kept up with the tutorial.

For homework we needed to create a plate and it was amazing how long it took me when I didn't have instructions to follow. (The one in this render is the plate created in the post-homework section.) But I did figure it out eventually, so I figure I'm making progress.

Anyhow, here are some donuts:

Some of the colors look odd but that might just be because I chose odd colors for donuts. Do they have green donuts? I don't buy donuts very often.

Here are the reasons my tutorial-following has been delayed lately.

They are about a week old now. (I think? They're huge for 1-week-old kittens, but their eyes are still closed. It's all very confusing.) They were found in a car that had been towed here from another county.

So far they are doing really well. I've had a rough start to fostering this year, so I figure I'm due an easy litter about now.

I think there's one more section on the tutorial that covers lighting, which... I hate lighting but maybe if I get better at it I'll learn to love it.

Uncanny Valley of the Donuts

In the next few sections of the tutorial, we make the icing blobbier, give it a color, get into shading files, then geometry nodes (while adding sprinkles) and weight painting, and and and...

There's a bunch of stuff we used in the tutorial that I don't completely understand, but this is how I learn best — use the features in a project and start making the connections as I go. Some of this stuff I've stumbled into while messing with things in Daz3D, like when I wanted to remove the patch on the leather jacket and had to modify a few files to get rid of it.

I do think the donut looked more appetizing in grayscale. It's hit some sort of uncanny valley where it looks more like plastic than food, but that's okay. Maybe I'll stop craving donuts as I finish the rest of the tutorial.

More realistic drips plus color:

And sprinkles!

Honestly, the hardest part was when we scaled the donut down from its previous size of one meter to a more donut-like size and then I had to move the camera position so there wasn't a tiny little donut far in the distance. I should probably figure out better lighting at some point as well, but you get the picture.

Adding Icing to the Imaginary Donut

Today in Blender learning, we duplicated the donut, wiped out the bottom half, solidified it outward to make the icing, and then played with the edges and extruded some drips.

I followed along in the tutorial reasonably well, though I did... something... that made the mesh of the icing disappear into the donut even though I did the stuff to make that not happen. Though clearly I didn't. Have I ever mentioned how hard it is to follow instructions?

Also, at one point there was a break in physics and a couple vertices transported to the other side of the donut, creating an odd bar through the middle. I just deleted those vertices because that seemed like the easiest way to fix it. Is there a weird flat spot somewhere on the icing where vertices are missing? If there is, I haven't found it.

All in all, I'm still pretty close to the desired output.

This tutorial is making me hungry.

Learning Blender

I know I've ranted about this before, but the available clothing options for 3D models, especially female models, are horrible. (Unless you're making images of strippers — then they're fantastic!)

The obvious solution — complain on the internet — has thus far failed to yield results. So my backup plan is to make clothing myself, because again, I have the self-confidence of a mediocre white man, so why wouldn't I be able to do this difficult thing that I have no training in?

There are expensive programs that make virtual clothing creation easier, but I'm cheap. And Blender is free! Obviously, it's time to learn Blender.

Since Blender has a pretty steep learning curve, this time I decided not to go with my usual "poke at menus until I figure out how to do the thing" method of learning new software. Instead, I am working through this tutorial on YouTube. At the end of the series I will have created an iced donut.

So far, I've learned the basics on moving around in Blender and then modifying a torus so that the end donut isn't so symmetric that it looks fake.

At the end of two lessons, I have this lumpy torus.

I think it's going rather well. Maybe I can dress my characters in baked goods...