Sunday, November 16, 2008

I Cannot Tell a Lie

Well, it was a cedar tree, not a cherry tree. And technically I didn’t chop it down, I paid other people to do so. But other than that, George Washington and I are together on this one.

I’ve tried multiple times to get a picture that shows exactly how big this tree is, but it never seems to work. Then, this morning, on day two of the tree chopping extravaganza, I took this:


All I needed before was for someone to climb up in the tree and provide a proper scale (after first chopping off all of the branches that would get in the way of being able to see said person).

After the branches were removed and lowered down, there was just the trunk spiking up into the air. Since there wasn't any way to lower things easily, the removal method was to cut off six foot sections at a time and let them fall. As the tree guy warned me, you could really feel it when one of those fell. At one point a bunch of my neighbors were outside and started applauding when a particularly big section hit the ground. (The tree guy also warned, before they started, that he "couldn't promise there won't be holes in the lawn when we're done.") Since the trunk was about ten feet from the house, the sections were falling right in front of the window. I finally decided that I would feel stupid if I were killed by a falling tree trunk and moved away from the window.


This is what the front lawn looks like tonight.


It makes my house look sort of like a monopoly hotel.

Anyhow, the tree is down, the house is still standing, and I need to go cross the Delaware or something.

5 comments:

  1. No wooden teeth references? No leeches?

    No Cincinnatus? After all, you have reluctantly taken up the software helm again. Back to your vet fields after the evil money-making coding/war is over?

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  2. That's a huge tree and now, well documented.

    Was that a kiwi in the tree? I wasn't really sure, could have been aussie or even mexican...

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  3. Or (based on the accent) possibly Bostonian... (That's the one that makes me laugh the hardest.)

    Nice job on the Cincinnatus reference. I don't think I'd ever heard of him before. But I haven't started doing code reviews yet, so I don't think I qualify.

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  4. Did you count the rings on the trunk. I'm guessing it took awhile for the tree to get that big.

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  5. The Kiwi guy told me that it was 87 years old, so I assume that someone took the time to count the rings.

    It will probably take longer than that for the stump to fall apart.

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