Adult Test
A few times every year, I test myself to see if I have magically transformed into an adult.
Here are the steps:
- Bake a cake
- Acknowledge that eating too much cake will make me feel ill.
Did I eat enough cake (chocolate gingerbread bundt cake — without the frosting because I haven't been to the grocery store in over a month) last night to make me feel ill? Yes. Did I still feel sick when I got up this morning? Yes. Did I then eat more cake? Again, yes.
Clearly I am in no danger of becoming an adult this year either. But it's always good to check.
Obligatory Pet Photo
Every day is Boxing Day for some cats. Ripley loved to eat them, too.
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